Answer: Not this way.

A man was arrested for trying to smuggle 94 iPhone 6 and iPhone 6 Plus phones. With prices fetching over $2,000 for phones, there is certainly a financial benefit to trying to bring in phones without declaring them at customs.

However, Chinese customs officials were tipped off when this man was walking strangely and stiffly. After running him through an Xray machine, they had him lift up his shirt to reveal the 94 phones.

An Apple codpiece. China customs police catch Hong Kong man with 94 iPhones strapped to body. http://t.co/gM76FwrWUN pic.twitter.com/t5iURGZ8Tq

— Chris Buckley 储百亮 (@ChuBailiang) January 12, 2015

He had over 25 pounds of iPhones taped to his body, so mark this down as how not to smuggle iPhones.